Who’s Your Celebrity Man?

 

“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde Lullaby

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Heart of the Matter

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“If he can’t handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain, and instead seeing a person’s soul.”
Shannon Alder, I Had a Dream About You

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  • Question of

    Pick An Age Range

    • Same Age
    • 1 Year Younger
    • 5 Years Older
    • 5 Years Younger
    • 1 Year Older
  • Question of

    Pick A Character Flaw –

    • Too Much Self-Confidence
    • Immaturity
    • Depression
    • Anger Issues
    • Drinking/Smoking Problems
  • Question of

    Pick A Flaw You’d Have To Live With –

    • He has a kid
    • His big, loud family that doesn’t speak your language
    • He has too many out of control guy friends
    • His parents don’t like you
    • He has very successful hot exes
  • Question of

    What’s The Shortest You Would Date?

    • 5’7’
    • 5’3’
    • 6’6’
    • 6’3’
    • 5’10’
  • Question of

    Pick A Specific Style –

    • Over The Top Style
    • 90’s Style
    • Beach Style
    • Tough Guy Style
    • Skateboarder Style
  • Question of

    Pick A Place To Live –

    • Washington
    • Los Angeles
    • New York
    • Hawaii
    • Florida
  • Question of

    Pick A Catch Phrase To Describe Him –

    • School Kid
    • Feisty Cruiser
    • Impulsive
    • Dry Humor
    • Sexy Humor
  • Question of

    Pick A Fame Level –

    • Shady Fame
    • Normal Fame
    • Big Fame
    • Low Fame
    • Highest Fame
  • Question of

    Pick A Body Shape –

    • Skinnier
    • Exactly Normal
    • Over Muscular
    • Normal Short
    • Great Fit, Skinny Though
  • Question of

    Pick A Favorite Dessert –

    • Beer Floats
    • Ice Cream
    • Anything Caramel
    • No Dessert
    • Cake
  • Question of

    What do you look for in a significant other?

    • A good looking face
    • Mystery
    • Humor
    • Intelligence
  • Question of

    Which zodiac sign are you most compatible with?

    • Cancer/Scorpio/Pisces
    • Aries/Leo/Sagittarius
    • Gemini/Libra/Aquarius
    • Taurus/Virgo/Capricorn
  • Question of

    Ideally, his build would be…

    • Skinny
    • Fit
    • Chubby
    • Muscular
  • Question of

    How would you describe his style?

    • Casual
    • Vintage
    • Other
    • Sophisticated
  • Question of

    Do you want him to be a certain age?

    • In his 40s
    • In his 20s
    • In his 30s
    • In his 50s
  • Question of

    Do you have a hair color preference?

    • Red
    • I don’t have a preference.
    • Blonde
    • Black
  • Question of

    What would he be famous for?

    • Singing
    • Other
    • Acting
    • Sports
  • Question of

    If he were to have an accent, it would be…

    • Italian
    • French
    • American
    • British
  • Question of

    What do you like best when it comes to hair?

    • Bald guys
    • Facial hair
    • Long hair
    • Chest hair
  • Question of

    Which of these scents are you most attracted to?

    • Axe body products
    • Natural body odor
    • Old Spice products
    • Davidoff Cool Water
  • Question of

    What kind of car would he drive?

    • A convertible
    • An SUV
    • A truck
    • A sedan
  • Question of

    What color represents love to you?

    • Purple
    • Black
    • Gold
    • Red
  • Question of

    Which of these fist dates sounds like the most fun?

    • Dinner and a movie
    • A helicopter ride
    • Dave and Busters
    • An art gallery
  • Question of

    How do you usually spend Valentine’s Day?

    • Watching horror movies
    • Going out on dates
    • Getting all dolled up
    • Crying in my bathtub
  • Question of

    Which of these emoji would you send him everyday?

    • Kissing emoji
    • Heart eyes emoji
    • Laughing emoji
    • Hug emoji
  • Question of

    Which concert would you like him to take you to?

    • Coldplay
    • Charlie Puth
    • Chance the Rapper
    • Chris Brown
  • Question of

    You’ve had a bad day at work; what would you like your significant other to do?

    • Talk to me about it
    • Make my favorite meal
    • Make me laugh
    • Give me a massage
  • Question of

    It’s a cold winter night; what are you and your significant other doing?

    • Watching television
    • Getting it on
    • Sleeping
    • Working
  • Question of

    The relationship is progressing nicely and you feel like taking things to the next level. What do you decide to do?

    • Move in together
    • Get engaged
    • Get a pet
    • Get a promise ring
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    Where would you love to have a destination wedding?

    • Cabo San Lucas
    • Rome
    • Bora Bora
    • Sonoma County

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