Would Dan Howell Date You?


“It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being.”
John Joseph Powell, The Secret of Staying in Love

“I was suffering the easily foreseeable consequences. Addiction is the hallmark of every infatuation-based love story. It all begins when the object of your adoration bestows upon you a heady, hallucinogenic dose of something you never dared to admit you wanted-an emotional speedball, perhaps, of thunderous love and roiling excitement. Soon you start craving that intense attention, with a hungry obsession of any junkie. When the drug is witheld, you promptly turn sick, crazy, and depleted (not to mention resentful of the dealer who encouraged this addiction in the first place but now refuses to pony up the good stuff anymore– despite the fact that you know he has it hidden somewhere, goddamn it, because he used to give it to you for free). Next stage finds you skinny and shaking in a corner, certain only that you would sell your soul or rob your neighbors just to have ‘that thing’ even one more time. Meanwhile, the object of your adoration has now become repulsed by you. He looks at you like you’re someone he’s never met before, much less someone he once loved with high passion. The irony is,you can hardly blame him. I mean, check yourself out. You’re a pathetic mess,unrecognizable even to your own eyes. So that’s it. You have now reached infatuation’s final destination– the complete and merciless devaluation of self.” – pg 20-21”
Elizabeth Gilbert Sputnik Sweetheart

“Of course it hurt that we could never love each other in a physical way. We would have been far more happy if we had. But that was like the tides, the change of seasons–something immutable, an immovable destiny we could never alter. No matter how cleverly we might shelter it, our delicate friendship wasn’t going to last forever. We were bound to reach a dead end. That was painfully clear.”
Haruki Murakami, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

“I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.”
L. Frank Baum, The Wise Man’s Fear

“nothing in this world was more difficult than love.”
Gabriel García Márquez The Goddess Test

“Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Patrick Rothfuss, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

“I care,” he said in a trembling voice. “I care so much that I do not know how to tell you without it seeming inconsequential compared to how I feel. Even if I am distant at times and seem as if I do not want to be with you, it is only because this scares me, too.”
Aimee Carter, The Indigo Spell

“Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
Amy Sedaris, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

“Because I can’t help doing it,” he said with a shrug. “And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you’ll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I’m pretty sure you’re already half in love with me.”
Richelle Mead, Rules of Attraction

“All I’m telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn’t looking for a serious relationship, you’re not going to change his mind just because you two are going on dates and being intimate. You could be the most perfect woman on the Lord’s green earth-you’re capable of interesting conversation, you cook a mean breakfast, you hand out backrubs like sandwiches, you’re independent (which means, to him, that you’re not going to be in his pockets)-but if he’s not ready for a serious relationship, he going to treat you like sports fish.”
Steve Harvey, Emma

“Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.”
Shannon L. Alder Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“We kiss all the time.” I clear my throat, then add, “We just…do it in private.”
Simone Elkeles, I Wrote This For You

“Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised or a little mistaken.”
Jane Austen, Max

“I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves.”
Steve Maraboli, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“You’re just another story I can’t tell anymore.”
pleasefindthis, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

“He could totally be your boyfriend,” [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. “You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”
James Patterson, Breaking Bread: Insurgent Black Intellectual Life

“Moving on is easy. It’s staying moved on that’s trickier.”
Katerina Stoykova Klemer The English Patient

“Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we’re settling for.”
Mandy Hale, Letters to a Young Poet

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
Jess C Scott Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage

“How would your life be different if…You walked away from gossip and verbal defamation? Let today be the day…You speak only the good you know of other people and encourage others to do the same.”
Steve Maraboli, Wicked Lovely

“There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.”
Shannon L. Alder All About Love: New Visions

“We have to recognise that there cannot be relationships unless there is commitment, unless there is loyalty, unless there is love, patience, persistence.”
Cornel West, Warbreaker

“We die containing a richness of lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have plunged into and swum up as if rivers of wisdom, characters we have climbed into as if trees, fears we have hidden in as if caves.
Michael Ondaatje, How to Win Friends and Influence People

“only someone who is ready for everything, who doesn’t exclude any experience, even the most incomprehensible, will live the relationship with another person as something alive and will himself sound the depths of his own being.”
Rainer Maria Rilke, Seven Words of Jesus and Mary: Lessons from Cana and Calvary

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    What do you do in your spare time?

    • Draw
    • Memes until 3:00 am
    • Read and write
    • Play video games and eat chocolate
    • Go out with friends/Go to family events
  • Question of

    What is your favourite colour?

    • Purple/Blue
    • Yellow/Orange
    • Pink/Magenta
    • Black/Grey
    • Brown/Maroon
  • Question of

    Your at a friends birthday party, not knowing anyone there besides that one friend. You promised you would stay the whole time, for that friend. What do you do the whole party?

    • Hide behind that one friend and mumble ‘Save me.’
    • Stand there awkwardly, pleading nobody will talk to you, not looking up from your phone because when you do the amount of people that are around you scares you.
    • Dance and take selfies, then posting them onto social media.
    • Get to know people there. Might as well.
    • Get drunk, hoping that will make you less nervous
  • Question of

    Do you like Llamas?

    • Nope, I prefer lions:)
    • OF COURSE, they’re cute, amazing gods that will rule that world one day
    • Yassssssss
    • They’re alright
  • Question of

    Someone Confesses to you, who you don’t like. You?

    • Um okay, I don’t like you like that, I’m sorry, have a nice life, byeeee:)
    • Roll your eyes and pretend to throw up
    • Kiss them because you feel sorry for them
    • Run away because you don’t wanna reject them cos it feels evil, but fall over, ruining the dramatic moment
    • Be confused why someone could ever have feelings for you, then go into an existential crisis
  • Question of

    ‘(Your Name,) It’s Christmas Day! Get Up! Come on!’

    • Cool, I’ve been waiting all year!: D
    • Um I don’t celebrate Christmas, so… *cough cough*
    • Zzz…I’ll try and get up, but it’s like 5:00 am, and…I’m afraid my bed might miss me…zzz
    • I get presents and time with the fam-a-lamb or friends:)
    • Bite me. Better have that new iphone from my ‘daddy’ or I’ll throw a tantrum
  • Question of

    What is your favourite season?

    • Winter-Because I can stay in and watch Netflix, cosy and warm, which I do in every season, but now I have an excuse: P
    • Autumn-Because I like stepping/crunching leaves, and the weather isn’t boiling anymore:3
    • None-I don’t have the time to think about such a stupid question, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go bathe in my bath full of money *Hair flick*
    • Summer-Because I like the hot weather, so I can go out with my friends more: D
    • Spring-Because all the plants are growing and it’s pretty:)
  • Question of

    What do you like to eat?

    • Fruits, vegetables.
    • Fruits, vegetables and junk food. I got a balanced diet.:3
    • Pizza, junk food.
    • None of the above.
    • Cake. Just cake.
  • Question of

    When someone brings up death, you?

    • Just nod your head and don’t focus on it to much.
    • Start thinking about how life is pointless if we’re all going to die anyway, and take a couple hours to stop thinking about it.
    • Look at them weirdly, who wants to talk about that?
    • Except the fact it happens to all, and tell them to enjoy the life they’ve been given.:3
  • Question of

    Long, hard, tiring day at work/school/university/college/WhatEverYouGoToIDon tKnow, you come to your home and do what?:3

    • Moan to my friends about it on the phone for 3 hours
    • Get a long shower and contemplate everything
    • Eat my troubles away. (Stuff my face in pizza)
    • Just fall asleep on the stares/floor. To much effort to get to bed.
    • Forget about it and leave school/work thoughts at school/work
  • Question of

    What is your age?

    • Under 18 Years Old
    • 18 to 24 Years Old
    • 25 to 30 Years Old
    • 31 to 40 Years Old
    • 41 to 50 Years Old
    • 51 to 60 Years Old
    • Over 60 Years Old
  • Question of

    What is your gender?

    • Male
    • Female
  • Question of

    Hi. I intended to make this quiz have only one question but didn’t know you couldn’t do that so just answer whatever you want until the last question

    • k
    • k
    • k
    • k
    • k
    • ok
  • Question of

    btw how are you feeling today?

    • great!
    • good
    • fine
    • bad
    • horible
  • Question of

    whatever you answered on the last question, same

    • dan
    • is
    • a
    • rat
  • Question of

    here’s some cringe:

    • lolrandom !!1!
    • RAWR XD
    • p l a c e n t a
    • phan is my daddy 69^^
  • Question of

    i’m sorry for the last question

    • lol no
    • i’m not
  • Question of

    would you die for dan and phil?

    • no
    • yes
    • lion king yaoi
    • ^^^
  • Question of

    curly dan or straightened hair dan?

    • curly
    • straight hair
  • Question of

    do you like dan or phil more?

    • both
    • dan AND phil
    • you can’t make me choose
  • Question of

    thoughts on catrific?

    • i do not ship it but i respect cat as a person and do not look down on her just because she’s a friend of dan who isn’t phil
    • i do not ship it but i respect cat as a person and do not look down on her just because she’s a friend of dan who isn’t phil
    • i do not ship it but i respect cat as a person and do not look down on her just because she’s a friend of dan who isn’t phil
    • i do not ship it but i respect cat as a person and do not look down on her just because she’s a friend of dan who isn’t phil
    • i do not ship it but i respect cat as a person and do not look down on her just because she’s a friend of dan who isn’t phil
    • i do not ship it but i respect cat as a person and do not look down on her just because she’s a friend of dan who isn’t phil
  • Question of

    THE IMPORTANT QUESTION: Are You Phil Lester?

    • Yes
    • No

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